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Nine Words Women Use
I got this sent in an email and it is just too good to not use it. I have no idea who cast these words. So if you feel that you are the author, please let me know. I am happy to properly mention you!
Thes nine words which women use should actually be published on a male site. Every father should teach his sons these basics of women psyche.
- Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
- Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour... However, five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
- Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
- Go Ahead
This is a dare, not a permission. Don't Do It!
- Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A l oud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
- That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. Th at's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
- Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'; that will bring on a 'whatever')
- Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying sc*ew YOU!
- Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a wom an has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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