Nine Words Women Use

I got this sent in an email and it is just too good to not use it. I have no idea who cast these words. So if you feel that you are the author, please let me know. I am happy to properly mention you!

Thes nine words which women use should actually be published on a male site. Every father should teach his sons these basics of women psyche.

  1. Fine
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

  2. Five Minutes
    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour... However, five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

  3. Nothing
    This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

  4. Go Ahead
    This is a dare, not a permission. Don't Do It!

  5. Loud Sigh
    This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A l oud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

  6. That's Okay
    This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. Th at's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

  7. Thanks
    A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'; that will bring on a 'whatever')

  8. Whatever
    Is a woman's way of saying sc*ew YOU!

  9. Don't worry about it, I got it
    Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a wom an has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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